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Hello blogosphere. I've decided that my life at Whole Foods needs to be captured in some sort or another because too many awesome things happen. There are celebrities, musicians, organics, pH balances, inane inquiries and inappropriate statements. It is the best place to be, always. The latest excitement is a guy telling me he works at a titty bar and he had spent the entire day in a sexual harassment seminar. The irony did not get by me. We had a nice chuckle over that. I can't say that I've always wanted to meet someone that worked at a strip club, but now that I have, I realized I did. Because who actually admits the worked there? That is today's installment of Whole Happenings.